MINECRAFT TRAIN TRAIN TRACK

Today I built a mine craft train track! First I engraved a path for real trains. Then I put in track for the mine cart in between the engravings so I could track put a mine cart on the path.The track looked like a square with a bite out of it in the corner and what will happen if you fall off? you'll fall into the end of the world!

WHEN WE WENT SNOWBOARDING

On Monday (awhile ago), I went snowboarding! We couldn't go snowboarding right away because the snowboard was buried in snow! It got buried by leaving it out in a snowstorm. It took 10 minutes to find it and 5 minutes to uncover it. When we finally got the snowboard, I tried a lot of times and I finally stayed up. To stay up I bent my knees and spread my arms out. I was so proud of myself! I love snowboarding!

SNOW BOARDING.

Another Olympic sport is snowboarding. The first snowboards were planks of wood tied together. In 1965, a dad tied two skis together. These were called snurfs. In 1977, a teenager glued a plank of wood to the classroom rug! Another teenager collected cafeteria trays and used them to slide down on snowy hills!The first snowboard shop was Burton Snowboards. The first national snowboard contest was the competition in Michigan. (1979.) There are lots of different types of competitions. One of them is a boarder cross.In a boarder cross you cross a series of obstacles. Listen to my next chapter to hear about the time I went snowboarding.

           Diagram of the boarder cross course

SUPER FUNNY JOKES! part 2.

what do you get when you cross a bird with a lawn mower?
shredded tweet!

why are elephants wrinkled?
because they can't fit on a ironing board!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
swimming trunks!

what happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
he stole the show!

A mushroom walks into a restaurant. the maitre d Guy says "sorry but we don't serve your kind here."The mushroom says "why not, i'm a fun guy"!

how can you tell the difference between a elephant and a canary?
an elephant has two big teeth and a canary has microscopic teeth!

how can you get an elephant out of a tree?
first how do you even get an elephant in a tree?

HARRY POTTER TRIVIA ANSWERS.

You get 1 bonus point for if you guess their first and last name.

1. Severus Snape!

2. Dolores Umbridge!

3. Harry Potter!

4. Albus Dumbledore!

5. Lucius malfoy!

6. Gilderoy Lockheart!

7. Draco malfoy!

8.Oliver wood!

9. Angelina!

10.Ron Wesley!

11. Fred and George Wesley!

12. Dobby, the house elf!

13. Mrs. Norris, filches cat!

HARRY POTTER CHARACTER TRIVIA QUESTIONS.part 1.

1. I am death eater who works at Hogwarts.

Who am I?

2. Harry does not like her. She works at Hogwarts.

Who is she?

3. I have hair as black as a chalkboard. 

Who am I?

4.''Help will always be given at Hogwarts when is asked for.''

Who said this?

5. I am a parent who hates Hagrid.

Who am I?

6. I think I am so smart.

Who am I?

7. Who is Slytherin's new seeker?

8. Who is the captain of Gryffindor Quidditch in the first book?

9. Who is the captain after the first one retires?

10.Who is the new Gryffindor keeper?

11. Who are the beaters on Griffyndor?

12.Who closed platform 9 and 3 quarters?

13.Who was the first one to be petrified?

WHEN WE WENT BOBSLEDDING.

On Saturday, I went bobsledding with my family! The snow felt like silk. It was snowing like a snow globe. Instead of going on a track of ice we made a short, straight, narrow track. Instead of using steel we used a cardboard box. When we went down the hill, we shouted, "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up its bobsled time!" Then we all jumped in! We all helped get the sled moving by all leaning forward. When we ended we all bumped into a pile of snow! Bobsledding is:
                   super awesome and cool.

SUPER FUNNY JOKES! Part One

What do you call a sad piece of bubble gum?
Bubble glum!

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea!

Whats red,green,and goes 90 MPH?
A frog in a blender!

Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she runs away from the ball and she has a pumpkin for a coach!

Why are elephants big, wrinkly, and gray?
Because if they were small, white, and smooth,it would be an a aspirin!

How do you confuse a doofus?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!





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About the Author

Hi I'm James Jordan Christensen.

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Bobsledding

Bobsledding is a sport that requires ice,a bobsled,and four people. There is a driver,2 pushers,and a
brakeman. They race down the ice in bobsleds. They all start out by pushing together and the bobsled
starts moving. The sled starts going and they all hop in. Once they are all in, the driver steers the sled
 by pulling rings attached to strings connected to the blades. The pushers only push when they get going from the start.When they are not pushing, they are helping the driver steer by leaning in the right direction. at the end, the brakeman stops the sled while everyone else climbs out. The bobsleds are required to be made out of MOLDED RAW STEEL. The weight INCLUDES the riders AND the bobsled.You can NOT put wheels on the sled because wheels turn and blades cut through the ice.The winners are decided by how fast they go and if they cheat or not.the bobsleds normally go 95 MPH but the world record is 125 MPH. that's fast! The first bobsled course was built in a park in 1903-1904.BOBSLEDDING IS AWESOME!