what do you get when you cross a bird with a lawn mower?
shredded tweet!
why are elephants wrinkled?
because they can't fit on a ironing board!
what do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
swimming trunks!
what happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
he stole the show!
A mushroom walks into a restaurant. the maitre d Guy says "sorry but we don't serve your kind here."The mushroom says "why not, i'm a fun guy"!
how can you tell the difference between a elephant and a canary?
an elephant has two big teeth and a canary has microscopic teeth!
how can you get an elephant out of a tree?
first how do you even get an elephant in a tree?
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