What do you call a sad piece of bubble gum?
Bubble glum!
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea!
Whats red,green,and goes 90 MPH?
A frog in a blender!
Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she runs away from the ball and she has a pumpkin for a coach!
Why are elephants big, wrinkly, and gray?
Because if they were small, white, and smooth,it would be an a aspirin!
How do you confuse a doofus?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!
Whats your favorite joke?
A mushroom walks into a restaurant. The maître d says, "we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "why not? I'm a fun guy!"
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