WHEN WE WENT BOBSLEDDING.

On Saturday, I went bobsledding with my family! The snow felt like silk. It was snowing like a snow globe. Instead of going on a track of ice we made a short, straight, narrow track. Instead of using steel we used a cardboard box. When we went down the hill, we shouted, "feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up its bobsled time!" Then we all jumped in! We all helped get the sled moving by all leaning forward. When we ended we all bumped into a pile of snow! Bobsledding is:
                   super awesome and cool.

SUPER FUNNY JOKES! Part One

What do you call a sad piece of bubble gum?
Bubble glum!

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea!

Whats red,green,and goes 90 MPH?
A frog in a blender!

Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she runs away from the ball and she has a pumpkin for a coach!

Why are elephants big, wrinkly, and gray?
Because if they were small, white, and smooth,it would be an a aspirin!

How do you confuse a doofus?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!





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About the Author

Hi I'm James Jordan Christensen.

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Bobsledding

Bobsledding is a sport that requires ice,a bobsled,and four people. There is a driver,2 pushers,and a
brakeman. They race down the ice in bobsleds. They all start out by pushing together and the bobsled
starts moving. The sled starts going and they all hop in. Once they are all in, the driver steers the sled
 by pulling rings attached to strings connected to the blades. The pushers only push when they get going from the start.When they are not pushing, they are helping the driver steer by leaning in the right direction. at the end, the brakeman stops the sled while everyone else climbs out. The bobsleds are required to be made out of MOLDED RAW STEEL. The weight INCLUDES the riders AND the bobsled.You can NOT put wheels on the sled because wheels turn and blades cut through the ice.The winners are decided by how fast they go and if they cheat or not.the bobsleds normally go 95 MPH but the world record is 125 MPH. that's fast! The first bobsled course was built in a park in 1903-1904.BOBSLEDDING IS AWESOME!